Free2Laugh

I work in the private sector

I contribute to the country’s economy

I contribute to the tax pool

I once belonged to a worker’s union

I can retire after 25 years

You work for me     

I pay for my pension plan

I pay for my health care

I’m paid more than you

I can be fired

I can’t afford any more public workers

I work in the public sector

I contribute to its social welfare

I get paid from the tax pool

I belong to a great worker’s union

I can retire after 10 years

I work for the government

You pay for my pension plan

You pay for my health care

You’ll pay me & my wife ‘til we die

You can’t fire me

You’re not paying us, the government is